White Wizard Wasted

from by Mr. Gutsy

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I have been waiting since last weekend for this.
Your confidence is your weakness.
It's laughable that you foresee beating me, to claim the power of 'White Wizard Wasted...'
Your brain is numb, my arm is sore.
It sure is magical, to have my spell on these fools.
Forget your obligations - time for drunk engagements.
Cans stacked to the sky - now you will all die!
I will call the shots, this will make you sick
as I pour these shots, take them fucking quick!
You have yet to understand the strangeness of my powers: everytime I finish a beer, you will have no choice but to go get me flowers.
Oh, thank you, you're such a sweetheart!
So take a fucking shot everytime that I fart!
You can't fight the urge, you'll begin to purge,
You get what you deserve, am I getting on your nerves?

There's blood on the carpet and holes in the wall, it must have been the game you played! The mirrors are busted and someone is crying. it must have been that game you played! Your pants are full of shit, and you're covered in piss: it must have been that game you played!!!


from PEDRO, released January 12, 2017



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Mr. Gutsy Boise, Idaho

Mr. Gutsy Started off as the brainchild of frontman Collin OldCrowinson, who projected his unique brand of honest, nihilistic hatred through his abrasive lyrics and hippie bandmates, whom he tried to mold into sludgy, gross musicians; When this didn't pan out, he recruited John Don Brobrutey on guitar, Crustin' Haro on drums, and Tequila Trent on bass to reignite the fire that is Mr. Gutsy. ... more

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